Player Profile
Full Name - Gareth (not Gary) Stoyles
Nickname - Gaz, G-Mac, big cock
Position - Midfield
Who Do You Support - Manchester United
Football Idol - David Beckham
Real job - Carer for Lee Smith
Career Highlight - Seeing Richie score a hattrick in training and brag about it, the clown
Favourite Food - I'd say curry or minge, but I've only had curry
Favourite Film - Dan & Tasker (Dumb & Dumber)
Favourite TV Show - Only Fools & Horses or Two & A Half Men (Charlie Sheen ones)
Fave holiday destination - Cyprus - cos I got old boy smoked
What's the best song ever? - Either In the Ghetto or Teddy Bear by the King Elvis Presley
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Which of your Northern FC team mates.....
Is the most skilful - Cameron Whalley
Has the best engine - Dan O'Donnell
Is the laziest - Lee Smith
Has the worst dress sense - The Rutter for those pink & green trainers alone!
Is the most boring - Andy Tasker
Is first to the bar - Tasker
Is the last to the bar - Dan O'Donnell
Is the biggest moaner - Scodgy closely followed by Lee Smith
Should you never sit next to at Chase the Ace - Richie cos he'll tap £1.50 off you, win and take the money. He's a c**t
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And finally...which Northern FC player would you not leave your missus with for longer than 5 minutes - Mick Avery - I wouldn't leave him near my dog Molly! Pervert